Best Tennis Puns. 1. The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter because he kept saying “You Got Served!”. 2. The man with four hands is a great tennis player because of his four-hand. 3. Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web because there were problems with the server. 4.
My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it. My wife said to me, “We need to get to the tennis court before it opens.”. I asked, “Why so early?”. She said, “It’s first come first serve.”. My wife was disappointed when she found out why my friends call me “The Love Machine”.
9. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, “Love” means nothing. 10. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse! 11.What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? “I’d like a soft serve, please!” 12. What do you serve but not eat? A tennis ball. 13. Why is tennis a noisy game?
A tennis ball bounces into a bar. "You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!" I haven't lost a game of tennis in over a decade. I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade. My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
Funny Tennis Puns Don't be a deuce. I'm in love when I beat you You just got served It spin a long time Shots! Shots! Shots! on the baseline... You make quite the racquet Shank you! That felt like a backhanded compliment Orange and Apple are playing today which is no surprise since they are both ...
Wife comes home one day wearing a brand new diamond tennis bracelet. Husband asked were she got it from. She tells him she won a raffle at work, than ask him to get a hot bath ready for her. Not thinking to much about, the husband gets her bath ready. A week later the wife comes home with a mink coat on.
A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces. “No way”, says the librarian, “you won’t return them”. Was in a shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. I got hit in the face with a tennis ball. Imagine what the Chuckle Brothers would say to each other during a game of tennis. I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
Best Tennis Slogans. Order on the Court. Serve it, Smash it, Win it, Love it. Respect All, Fear None. If it’s gotta be, it starts with me. Champions train; Losers complain. Refuse to Lose! We’re not waiters (or waitresses), but boy can we serve! All it takes is all you’ve got!
I present, Tennis Begins With Love valentines. In case you don’t know anything about tennis, ‘love’ is a 0 score. So, at the beginning of a game, both players have no score. Tennis begins with love…’ insert rimshot’.